I assume it’s some kind of Natalie Portman reference, but tbh every time I see this I imagine the conversation going like this:
THOR: whyest thy long face, steve rogers?
STEVE: i traveled through time and missed my date with my girlfriend and now she’s dead and i’m sad.
THOR: did you see black swan though
THOR: twas a cinematic masterpiece
tearin up my heart is a quality n sync song i can’t believe i never started listening to them until this year
My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:
D: “My name is John Smith”
D: “John Smith!”
C: “But that’s your fake name”
D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”
C: “Which is what you just said!”
D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”
And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that
I like it.
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
tHE OOD ONE
Oh my gosh this is awesome
OMG! The first one!! And the last one!! What the hell?!
The Hideaway Cozy by Rosalie Monod de Froideville
The problem with the Snuggie is it didn’t go far enough. Sure, we all like draping ourselves in blankets in lieu of actually putting on real world clothes, but what about those times you need to envelop yourself in the nourishing security of fabric? Rosalie knows that feel, creating the Hideaway for when you desperately need to not see or talk to anybody immediately. Available for all ages and lifestyles. I’ll take ten because I need that much more protection from reality.
I’M ALUGHING SO UCKING HARD IMAIGNING SOM EGUY WITH THE BOTOM RIGHT ONE ROLLING IT DOWN AN AIRPORT AND THEN WHILE WIATING FOR HIS PLANE HE JUST GETS INTO THE FUCKMMG THING AND SITS THERE.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah
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